10 Incredibly Bad Dad jokes | Father’s Day

10 Incredibly Bad Dad jokes | Father’s Day

Father’s Day is right around the corner so in honour of all those face palms and OMG did my Dad just say that moments, we’re going to share our top 10 ultimately terrible Dad jokes. These eye rolling jokes have left us cringing and awkwardly laughing around the dinner table. Grab a glass of wine (You might need it).


1.) What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y”



2.)How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it



3.) Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted



4.) How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.



5.) What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.


Ok you are half way there, vigorously swig back that wine and refill glass. * Repeat as many times as required*


6.) 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions



7.)What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1



8.) Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection



9.) Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.



10.) I hate oyings." "What is an oying?" "This joke.


And there you have it, Root7’s top most cringe-worthy Dad jokes. Either way we love our dads, so why not head over to Root7 and check out our awesome drinking gadgets that your dad would love this Father’s Day.

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